Here at BrizBunny we have been working on bring as many bizarre / twisted toys [^] to the wider world as we can. We are now able to present a selection of these works from the Slightlywarped.com’s Crap Factory entitled “Knitting Psychos” [^]:
Unfortunately these toys, and other gruesome toys [^] like these, are not available for sale. These toys must be more in-tune with what young minds call for, rather than the anodyne and saccharine Elmos and My Little Ponies that are standard fare these days.
Now all I have to do is work out how to get Mum to knock-up a couple of these, especially the rabbit impaled on a carrot – the perfect reply to the Death Has Keen Eyesight t-shirt [^].