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Teddy Bears

Teddy Bears feature here occasionally. And one thing that we have learnt is that they are not as sweet and innocent as they want us to believe. Now we have evidence, a real teddy bear skull!

Teddy Bear Skull

And you thought that head was full of stuffing – do not be fooled. If you want to go on a picnic then Stephanie Metz’s Teddy Bear Natural History series is something that you need to see!

Fractal Teddy Bear

Meet Mandlebrot the Fractal Bear [^], designed by Mouse Reeve at Buttons for Mouse. I want one.

mandelbrot teddy bear

Fractals [^] are amazing things that appear the similar at any level of magnification, just like Mandlebrot’s hands.

Teddy Bear Coat

There is no denying that we like to see terrible things done to toys and teddy bears. My sister, Girgoyle, has a coat that she likes to say is made out of teddy bear insides. Well this work by artist Sebastian Errazuriz [^] takes that one step further, a coat made out of teddy bear outsides – teddy leather if you will.

Sebastian Errazuriz Teddy Bear Coat

Sebastian Errazuriz Teddy Bear Coat

There are other treasures hidden away [^] on this horribly flash-driven site that you can’t link to, such as a belt made of belt buckles, a Tom Baker Dr Who inspired tie, and a lego man bike helmet.

Via: BoingBoing [^]

Twisted Toys: Knitting Psychos

Here at BrizBunny we have been working on bring as many bizarre / twisted toys [^] to the wider world as we can.  We are now able to present a selection of these works from the Slightlywarped.com’s Crap Factory entitled “Knitting Psychos” [^]:

scissor stab

Carrot-cide

Unfortunately these toys, and other gruesome toys [^] like these,  are not available for sale.  These toys must be more in-tune with what young minds call for, rather than the anodyne and saccharine Elmos and My Little Ponies that are standard fare these days.

Now all I have to do is work out how to get Mum to knock-up a couple of these, especially the rabbit impaled on a carrot – the perfect reply to the Death Has Keen Eyesight t-shirt [^].

Test Lab Bunny

By now, some of you must be beginning to wonder if there is something wrong with CannibalRabbit.  It seems that tortured teddies are appearing everywhere at the moment! 

Test Lab Rabbit

Flickr Photo: Test lab bunny

Apparently this poor hand-crafted creature is a test lab rabbit, and you could buy they from the craft website etsy.com [^].  He has had so many brain experiments conducted upon him that his brain just pops out!  Some days I know how he feels!